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Rampart / **** (R) | | "Rampart" (R, 112 minutes). A powerful, frightening performance by Woody Harrelson, as a bad cop, circa 1999, in the most corrupt police district in Los Angeles. He's isn't part of the team there; he's stand-alone, a loner who seems to have evil inborn as part of his nature. As he beats a suspect and is caught on videotape, his usual rat like instincts for escape fail him, and he begins to rot from within. One of Harrelson's best performances. Four stars | | 2/15/2012 10:29:00 PM |
London River / *** (Unrated) | | "London River" (Unrated, 87 minutes). The story of a widow from the island of Guernsey and an African from France who journey to London in search of their children in the aftermath of the 2005 terrorist bombings of underground trains and a bus. Were they victims? Were they even terrorists? As these two people cross paths, they make surprising discoveries about their children and themselves. Touching and very well-acted by Brenda Blethyn and Sotigui Kouyaté. Directed by Rachid Bouchareb. Three stars | | 2/15/2012 10:28:00 PM |
Declaration of War / *** (Unrated) | | "Declaration of War" (Unrated, 100 minutes). Their names are Romeo and Juliet. They live in Paris. They have baby boy Adam. He isn't an easy baby. They discover when he is 18 months old that he has a large, dangerous brain tumor. This fact consumes their lives and destroys their relationship. But the film isn't entirely a depressing dirge, and ha moments of fun and fancy, and a lively visual style. Finalist for best foreign film in the 2012 Oscars. Three stars | | 2/15/2012 9:38:00 PM |
This Means War / *1/2 (PG-13) | | "This Means War" (PG-13, 97 minutes). As stupid action comedies go, this one scales and heights of inanity. Reese Witherspoon plays a Los Angeles cutie who meets two men (Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) through an online dating service, ad it turns out they're best buddies who both work for the CIA. Engaged in a romantic struggle for her charms, they use high-tech electronic surveillance to spy on her most private moments--including her dates with both of them--which they sometimes watch together. How creepy is that? The plot gimmick might work in a stupid teenage comedy, but the average age of the actors in this movie is 33.66. That's old enough for their agents to know better. One and a half stars | | 2/15/2012 9:32:00 PM |
In Darkness / **1/2 (R) | | "In Darkness" (R, 143 minutes). A garbageman in Lvov takes advantage of the Nazi occupation of his city to make profits by selling food and supplies to a small group of Jews hiding in the sewers. But after witnessing unspeakable Nazi atrocities, his original anti-Semitism gives way to a genuine desire to save their lives. A righteous story of conversion, but told in a film too long and repetitious, with dimly-lit sewer scenes that are an ordeal to wait through. Two and a half stars | | 2/15/2012 9:09:00 PM |
House of Pleasures / ***1/2 (Unrated) | | "House of Pleasures" (Adults, 125 minutes). A morose elegy to the decline of a luxurious Parisian bordello, a closed world in which prostitutes and their clients glide like sleep-walkers through the motions of sex. In a high-priced whorehouse on a respectable boulevard, a madam and her women of commerce lead a life as cloistered as in a convent, or a prison. It is all very quiet and sad. Three and a half stars | | 2/8/2012 10:49:00 PM |
W.E. / **1/2 (R) | | "W.E." (R, 119 minutes). Madonna's film tells two parallel stories, one about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, the other set years later about a rich Manhattan woman who is fascinated by her. These two women transcend time and space to speak with one another, but their relationship and their characters are an enigma. This is an elegant, ambitious and deliberately monotonous film, about a couple who were trapped for life within the monstrous fact of his decision to renounce the throne of the British Empire to "marry the woman I love." You won't discover here what they saw in one another. Two and a half stars | | 2/8/2012 9:56:00 PM |
Journey 2: Mysterious Island / **1/2 (PG) | | "Journey 2: Mysterious Island" (PG, 94 minutes). A transcendently goofy boy's own adventure tale, with young Josh Hutcherson and his mom's boyfriend (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) rescuing his grandfather (Michael Caine) from a lost island in the South Pacific, after teaming up with a helicopter pilot (Luis Guzman) and his sultry daughter (Vanessa Hudgens). With elephants the size of dogs, lizards the size of dinosaurs, bees so big you can ride them bareback, an exploding volcano, the lost city of Atlantic, Captain Nemo's submarine Nautilis, and The Rock performing "It's a Wonderful World" with a ukulele. It's even in 3D. I'm exhausted just describing it. Fun in the 1960s Disney adventure movie way. Two and a half stars | | 2/8/2012 9:47:00 PM |
The Vow / **1/2 (PG-13) | | "The Vow" (PG-13, 104 minutes). Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum play a young Chicago couple who are happily married after four years when they're in an accident and he loses all her memories of being married to him--or even meeting him. She thinks she's still living at home with her parents (Sam Neill and Jessica Lange), and engaged to Jeremy (Scott Speedman). What's a girl to do? A well-behaved, tender-hearted date movie about impossibly nice people, but too sedate and safe. Two and a half stars | | 2/8/2012 4:36:00 PM |
Oscar nominated short docs / *** (Unrated) | | "Oscar nominated short docs" (Unrated). Four of these five nominees will play once daily this weekend and then Feb. 20-22 at the Music Box. It's part of the academy's recent program of finding venues for shorts, which may win Oscars but can rarely find audiences. Considering that they were selected from a long list of finalists, you can be confident these will all be wonderful. Three stars | | 2/8/2012 1:49:00 PM |
Addiction Incorporated / *** (PG) | | "Addiction Incorporated" (PG, 100 minutes). Effective, entertaining and righteous: A documentary centering on Victor DeNoble, a scientist for Philip Morris whose research proved that nicotine was addictive and that the tobacco industry knew it was. This set in motion a historic setback for big Tobacco. Three stars | | 2/8/2012 1:10:00 AM |
Windfall / *** (Unrated) | | "Windfall" (Unrated, 83 minutes). A dismaying documentary that convincingly argues that that "wind farms" and their turbines (400 feet tall, weighing 600,000 pounds) are a hazard to the environment, create relentless low-frequency noise that effect mental health, slaughter birds and bats, and may use more energy than they produce. I thought wind energy was something I could believe in. This film suggests it's just another corporate flim-flam game. Three stars | | 2/1/2012 9:24:00 PM |
The Woman in Black / *** (PG-13) | | "The Woman in Black" (PG-13, 95 minutes). A stylish and creepy ghost story set in a crumbling mansion in the north of England, which is haunted by the spirit of a woman who mourns her lost child. A young attorney (Daniel Radcliffe) journeys there to search through her moldering papers, and because he needs the work refuses to be frightened away by the shrieks and shadows within the decrepit walls. In his first film since the Harry Potter series ended, Radcliffe still seems school boyish, but the stars of the film are the production design and cacophonous sound effects. Scary, sorta. Nice to look at. Three stars | | 2/1/2012 9:01:00 PM |
Coriolanus / ***1/2 (R) | | "Coriolanus" (R, 122 minutes). Ralph Fiennes stars in and directs Shakespeare's tragedy about a general whose scorn for the people causes him to turn against his own side and join forced with the enemy against it. A modern dress action film set against a backdrop that could be Bosnia. Well acted, admirable, but the violence and the language are an uneasy fit. Also wit Vanessa Redgrave, Gerald Butler, Brian Cox and Jessica Chastain. Three and a half stars | | 2/1/2012 8:43:00 PM |
Chronicle / ***1/2 (PG-13) | | "Chronicle" (PG-13, 83 minutes). Three high school students find a hole in the middle of a gloomy grassy field, climb down, encounter a strange crystalline object and find themselves with such superpowers as telekinesis. But this isn't a typical sci-fi movie; as acted by Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell and Michael B. Jordan, they have a surprising realism as their powers take on new dimensions and one of them begins to act out his inner rage. An uncommonly original and entertaining film by talents in their early and mid-twenties; the directing debut of Josh Trank, with an accomplished screenplay by Max Landis. Three and a half stars | | 2/1/2012 8:38:00 PM |
The Innkeepers / *** (R) | | "The Innkeepers" (R, 100 minutes). Two young part-timers (Sara Paxton and Pat Healy) are working as the night staff at a Connecticut inn which is schedule to close in a few days. Only two rooms are occupied in addition to their own. To pass the time, they hope to capture video evidence that the inn is haunted. Writer-director Ti West ("The House of the Devil") does a good job of crafting quiet suspense and slowly building mystery. Three stars | | 2/1/2012 3:11:00 PM |
Great Movie: Smiles of a Summer Night (1955) | | Adultery was the great subject of many of Ingmar Bergman's films and much of his life. He was married five times, and not very faithfully, because he also had fairly public relationships with the actresses Harriet Andersson, Bibi Andersson and Liv Ullmann, and was married during all of those affairs. He was far from a libertine, experienced a great deal of guilt during his liaisons, and returned to the subject repeatedly in his films. He wrote "Sunday's Children" (1994), directed by his son Daniel, about how Bergman's clergyman father created a household where public piety was joined with private anguish. "Private Confessions" (1996), his screenplay directed by Liv Ullmann, was about his mother's moral struggles. | | 1/31/2012 7:58:00 PM |
We Need to Talk about Kevin / **** (R) | | “We Need to Talk About Kevin" (R, 111 minutes). Tilda Swinton in a raw and courageous performance as a woman whose psychopathic son has driven her over the edge. Kevin (Ezra Miller and Jasper Newell) hates her and knows exactly what buttons to push. Her husband (John C. Reilly) is benign to the point of cluelessness. She is the wrong person in the wrong life with the wrong child. Directed by Lynne Ramsay. Four stars | | 1/25/2012 11:43:00 PM |
Amador / ** (Unrated) | | "Amador" (Unrated, 112 minutes). Marcela Magaly Solier, a poor woman in Madrid, takes a job as the daytime companion of Amador (Celso Bugallo), an old man who spends his remaining days working on jigsaw puzzles. Gradually, quietly, they share some truths about life. Here is a lovely idea for a film, sidetracked by a central performance that is too maddeningly passive; there are too many overlong shots of Solier's warm face as she takes too long to arrive at fairly obvious conclusions. Written and directed by Fernando León de Aranoa. Two stars | | 1/25/2012 10:07:00 PM |
A Separation / **** (PG-13) | | "A Separation" (PG-13, 123 minutes). A happily married middle-class couple in Tehran, have a sweet 11-year-old daughter Termeh, and his senile father also lives with them. They have agreed in principle to move abroad, where they hope their daughter's prospects might be better. She wants to lave now; he wants to stay because of his father. A wonderfully written and acted, very human story, then ends in a courtroom. I decent characters are all trying to do the right thing. To untangle right and wrong in this fascinating story is a moral challenge. The best film of 2011. Four stars | | 1/25/2012 9:50:00 PM |
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Par U.K. partners with 'Dancer' | | Front Page: Wild Bunch to handle international sales for BBC pic -- Paramount Pictures U.K. has snapped up U.K. distribution rights to Clive Owen and Andrea Riseborough starrer "Shadow Dancer."
| | 5/4/2011 8:01:02 AM |
AMPAS announces key dates for Oscars | | Front Page: 84th Academy Awards set for Feb. 26, 2012 -- The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has announced its key dates for 84th Academy Awards including the date of the show which will be held on Feb. 26 at the Kodak Theater.
| | 4/26/2011 1:52:04 PM |
'Sleep' hopes to wake Gotham audiences | | Front Page: Pricey project sets up one-stop nightlife spot -- Brit company Punchdrunk' environmental, film-noir dance retelling of "Macbeth" mashes up elements of theater, installation art and nightlife in a way that's difficult to sum up for potential ticketbuyers.
| | 3/19/2011 8:00:00 AM |
Summit peek: Post-fangs bang? | | Front Page: High hopes for upcoming franchise projects -- As the "Twilight" franchise draws to an end, Summit will need some eternal vampire blood to keep in the game.
| | 3/19/2011 8:00:00 AM |
Oscar bling brings 'King's' B.O. bounty | | Front Page: Firth film rakes in over $19 million during the week -- Awards success translated to cash at the overseas box office for the week of March 4-6, as "The King's Speech" reigned supreme with $19.4 million -- its best weekend to date, and its first since the Oscarcast.
| | 3/12/2011 7:00:00 AM |
Research helps hone Broadway ads | | Front Page: Producers and marketers take cues from focus groups -- For many Broadway producers, market research is the thing you do when you stand at the back of the house and gauge an audience's reactions to a show.
| | 3/5/2011 7:00:00 AM |
Rock knocks on stage door | | Front Page: Popular composers face difficulty in musical theater -- "Hair." "Rent." "Jesus Christ Super-star." Each in the landmark trio of original Broadway rock musicals has one thing in common: They weren't written by composers with rock 'n' roll cred.
| | 2/26/2011 7:00:00 AM |
As franchise exits, Soho scene is still strong | | Front Page: London preps to gain visual effects business -- Of all the magic performed by Harry Potter in the past decade, the growth charm cast upon the U.K.'s visual effects sector has been among the most dramatic.
| | 2/26/2011 7:00:00 AM |
Ticket prices continue to climb | | Front Page: Average cost cracks the $8 mark -- Movie ticket prices have resumed their inexorable climb, with the average cost of a ducat cracking the $8 mark for the first time in the fourth quarter, according to the National Assn. of Theater Owners.
| | 1/28/2011 5:42:10 PM |
Tolan: Let critics choose the Emmys | | Front Page: HRTS moderator trashes Golden Globes, tweaks Nick -- As a one-time member of the TV Academy's Board of Governors, "Rescue Me" exec producer Peter Tolan made a case for tossing out the org's Emmy voting process.
| | 12/8/2010 6:40:18 PM |
James MacArthur dies at 72 | | Front Page: 'Hawaii Five-0' thesp was son of Helen Hayes and Charles MacArthur -- James MacArthur, a thesp who was born into showbiz royalty as the son of Helen Hayes and playwright Charles MacArthur, died Thursday in Florida of natural causes. He was 72.
| | 10/28/2010 4:50:03 PM |
'Glee' tops Emmy nominations | | Front Page: 'Lost,' 'Modern Family' also honored; HBO tops nets with 101 nods -- Three first-year broadcast programs -- the comedies "Glee" and "Modern Family" on Fox and ABC, respectively, and CBS drama "The Good Wife" -- broke through with best series nominations for the 62nd annual Primetime Emmy Awards announced Thursday.
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Irina Shayk Topless in FHM | | I’m speechless…. Honestly, I mean we all know that Irina Shayk is one of the hottest women on the planet right now, she’s just so damn exotic, but I’m not sure I can handle these shots of her from FHM. Topless with her breasts squeezed together… Are you kidding me? I think I’m going to [...] | | 2/22/2012 3:50:43 PM |
Canned Tuna | | (Hollywood Rag) Nicki Minaj Drops Some Blue Cleavage (I’m Not Obsessed) What The Hell Has Happened To Calista Flockhart? (Celebslam) Amanda Seyfried IS Just Naturally Hot (Popoholic) Arianny Celeste’s Is A Swinger (Si.com) Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Is Understanding (IDLYITW) Tuna’s Back Catalogue Cindy Crawford Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose Tila Tequila Assumes Position [...] | | 2/22/2012 2:45:58 PM |
Nicole Scherzinger Drops Some Perky Cleavage | | Here are a few shots of Nicole Scherzinger at the Brit Awards last night. I’m not exactly sure why she was invited, she’s not British or up for any awards, but I’m not in charge of party planning. I guess if she’s going to squeeze those perky breasts into a nice dress I’d let it [...] | | 2/22/2012 2:15:47 PM |
Victoria Justice Shows Some Skin To The Brits | | I thought Victoria Justice was just some hot chick on a TV show for preteens, what is she doing over in England for the Brit Awards? I guess if I was going to throw an awards party, I’d probably invite every single hottie I’ve ever seen in my life in the hopes that even just [...] | | 2/22/2012 1:30:31 PM |
Sara Jean Underwood Beer And Bikini Hottie | | I think this picture of Sara Jean underwood is one of my favorites, and I’ve had some really hot shots of this chick on the site, but this one really speaks to me. I think I might be falling in love with her…. Or I just like hot chicks in little bikinis drinking beer. Either [...] | | 2/22/2012 12:40:04 PM |
Miley Cyrus Shows Off The Short Shorts | | It’s been a long winter and I’m really starting to look forward to seeing all the hotties walking around my neighborhood in their sexy little outfits, just a few more months and we’re there, but until then I’m going to have to settle for pictures. Here’s Miley Cyrus showing off her hillbilly legs in some [...] | | 2/22/2012 12:01:50 PM |
Jessie J Works A Quality See Through Dress | | I haven’t posted a ton of pictures of this Jessie J chick, she used to kind of frighten me a little bit, but these shots have changed the way I look at her. Instead of questioning whether she’s actually a man dressed as a woman, I’m actually getting a semi looking at these shots. Here [...] | | 2/22/2012 10:56:07 AM |
Pornstar Jesse Jane With Her Clothes On | | It’s not often I get pictures of pornstars walking around with their clothes on, I don’t really understand the point, but I like this little Jesse Jane hottie so I decided to make an exception this one time. I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to do with this crap, why would anyone want [...] | | 2/22/2012 2:30:34 AM |
Rose McGowan’s Sexy Coin Slot | | I don’t know what it is lately, but I’ve been in the mood for some shots of a sexy old cougar feeding a parking meter in a tight shirt. Here’s Rose McGowan seductively slipping her well used coins into a sexy parking meter coinslot the other day. Hot stuff. I know this shouldn’t be turning [...] | | 2/22/2012 1:30:21 AM |
Daily Tuna | | -Ali Larter in sexy mom jeans -Mmm… Huge boobies -Keg girl tapestry -Christina Hendricks is popping out More Tuna: Jordan Carver’s Sexy Big Pillows Lucy Pinder In All Her Busty Goodness Sophie Monk Is Sexy In Maxim Sofia Vergara Hides The Sexy Girls Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Rihanna Sexy Bad Girl Leather Pants Join Hollywood [...] | | 2/22/2012 12:30:35 AM |
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Spike TV Host Courtney Hansen -- I'm Divorcing My Tycoon Husband |
Spike TV star Courtney Hansen -- the super hot chick from "Powerblock" -- has filed for divorce from her pharmaceutical mogul husband ... TMZ has learned. Hansen -- one of FHM's sexiest 100 in 2005 -- filed divorce docs in L.A. County Superior Court…
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'The Biggest Loser' Mutiny -- Time to Trim the Fat |
Fear not "The Biggest Loser" fans, the contestants' threat to quit mid-season will not derail the show -- IF producers adopt one TMZ staffer's plan to lay down the law ... and drop a ton of LBs.Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local…
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Dr. Conrad Murray -- I Didn't Kill Michael Jackson, Stress Did |
Dr. Conrad Murray just filed legal docs in which he claims his manslaughter conviction should be overturned, on grounds that the judge should have allowed him to prove ... Michael Jackson was so stressed out over his financial woes ... he recklessly…
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Bam Margera -- I Spent a Night in Jail FOR NOTHING |
Bam Margera still has no idea why he was arrested Monday in New Orleans -- telling TMZ Live, he was hauled to jail ... spent the night behind bars ... but was NEVER booked for a crime.TMZ broke the story ... Bam was cuffed in the French Quarter…
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NFL Star Shawne Merriman -- Cops Called to Vegas Hotel Room |
Buffalo Bills linebacker Shawne Merriman came face to face with police in Vegas this morning ... after a friend alerted hotel security that the NFL star may have harmed himself ... but it turned out to be a case of a simple over-reaction. Law…
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TMZ Live: Obama's Singing ... Cool Factor Might Win Swing Votes |
President Barack Obama's not just singing for fun ... his pipes could actually win over swing voters in the election. Hey, he's got at least one Republican -- in our news room -- thinking twice. Plus, CM Punk insists his challenge to fight Chris…
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Pilar Sanders Sues Deion for $200 MILLION -- I'm Not a Gold Digger! |
Pilar Sanders says her estranged husband Deion and his daughter Deiondra mind-tricked her into believing she really is a "worthless, gold diggin' ho" ... so she's suing them both for $200 MILLION. The suit was clearly triggered by Deiondra's Twitter…
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Judge to Lindsay Lohan -- 'You're in the Home Stretch!' |
Lindsay Lohan just got yet another rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this AM -- as Sautner proudly announced, "You're in the home stretch!"Sautner was impressed -- that for the 3rd time in a row,…
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"Amazing Race" Producer Found Dead | | Former show producer Jeff Rice was found dead in Uganda after reportedly being poisoned. Get the details on his tragic passing. | | 2/22/2012 10:22:52 PM |
Star Jones Returns to "The View" | | The former cohost makes her first guest appearance on the show since her abrupt exit. Watch the sparks fly between her and Barbara Walters. | | 2/22/2012 10:22:52 PM |
Jennifer Aniston's Secret Obsession | | Jen's boyfriend and "Wanderlust" costar Justin Theroux dishes on the actress. Hear what he says Aniston is "obsessed" with. | | 2/22/2012 10:22:52 PM |
Jackson Rathbone's Baby Talk | | Is the "Twilight" actor nervous about becoming a dad for the first time? Plus, hear how he discovered the exciting baby news. | | 2/22/2012 10:22:52 PM |
Adam Levine Talks Whitney Houston | | "The Voice" judge reveals what the mood was like at the 2012 Grammy awards after the tragic death of Whitney Houston. | | 2/22/2012 10:22:52 PM |
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Cracked Craptions
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Published: February 22nd, 2011
<img src='http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/craptions/0/1870_626x516.jpg'> <br> Street luge was a very popular sport in Pompeii. | | 2/22/2011 12:00:00 PM |
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Undercover With Nature€™s Creepiest Predator: Old People | By Soren Bowie Published: February 22nd, 2012
If there is one message to be taken from Snow White, Hansel and Gretel, Cinderella and countless other children's stories throughout history, it is this: Old people cannot be trusted. They will feed you poison, lock you in ovens and generally try to | | 2/22/2012 5:00:00 AM |
7 Species That Got Screwed Over by Mother Nature | By Al and Bruce Paton Published: February 22nd, 2012
Evolution is the art of producing the deadliest, meanest, most efficient beasts possible. But it's not a perfect process: For every great white shark, grizzly or honey badger, there's a slew of animals rolling fatly around the reject pile, just waiti | | 2/22/2012 5:00:00 AM |
If Signs Were Actually Helpful | By CRACKED Readers Published: February 22nd, 2012
Look out of the windshield of your car as you're driving through town and you'll see probably three dozen signs. Telling you how to drive, where to go and what to eat. So why are we always confused about those things? It's because the signs so rarely | | 2/22/2012 5:00:00 AM |
5 Attention Deficit Drugs Reviewed (by Taking Them) | By Robert Brockway Published: February 22nd, 2012
When I first applied to be Cracked's resident drug reviewer, I was informed that "wasn't a thing" and that "we'll be testing tomorrow." But after I went ahead and wrote this anyway, then misguidedly launched a series of pro-drug children's literature | | 2/22/2012 5:00:00 AM |
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Plain White T’s | | I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet. Iowa | | 2/22/2012 2:18:20 PM |
Captain Underboob | | Holy mother of Mary! What made you think you could pull that off?!?! Even those fun-house mirrors wouldn’t make you look good in that outfit (if we can call it that)! Arizona | | 2/22/2012 12:04:37 PM |
Double Take | | You might be a PoWM if two different people send your photo to PeopleofWalmart.com… Ohio | | 2/22/2012 9:19:19 AM |
WWIB: Hip To Be A Hipster | | Oh it’s time for another fantastic game of “Who Wears It Better?”! So my fine friends, which person deserves all the attention they are seeking the most? Nightgown clown or the girl that lost her belt? North Dakota | | 2/21/2012 5:25:20 PM |
What’s Going On Here? | | Ohhh yaaaa! Second City improv couldn’t have dreamt up a better scene for us here! I’m gonna let you guys have fun and I look forward to all the captions and story lines you guys have cranking around your brains that are just waiting to spew forth. We are all winners in this situation so [...] | | 2/21/2012 2:07:02 PM |
You Sandbaggin’ Son Of A Bitch | | Let’s take a quick little poll here. What is the best object that she can store between those sandbags? My suggestion is a bowie knife. What do you think? Let’s here ‘em in the comments! Missouri | | 2/21/2012 12:30:06 PM |
The Need For Speed | | Yeah sure I guess they could have put her in one of those free wheelchairs or scooters that Walmart provides, but it’s a little hard to pretend that you are in a race car in one of those. Pennsylvania | | 2/21/2012 9:16:44 AM |
A WTF Tattoo Moment | | I can’t determine if that is crudely drawn or poorly tattooed. For your sake I’m hoping it was drawn on, but if I find out it’s tattooed, well then I’m gonna send you on over to WTFtattoos.com and let them tell you that you’re an idiot…saves me the trouble. North Carolina | | 2/20/2012 4:50:58 PM |
Presidents’ Day | | Nothing says Presidents’ Day like wasting some dead ones on a sick paint job…MMURRICA! Unknown | | 2/20/2012 1:57:58 PM |
Freak On A Leash | | While I’m an advocate of keeping your animals on a leash, this one might be better served if they keep her in a cage. California | | 2/20/2012 12:02:29 PM |
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NOM NOM NOM | demotivational posters - NOM NOM NOM | | 2/22/2012 9:00:00 PM |
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Leonardo DiCaprio, Steven Spielberg and “Angel Donors” Buy “The Wizard of Oz” Ruby Slippers | | Leonardo DiCaprio, Steven Spielberg and “Angel Donors” Buy “The Wizard of Oz” Ruby Slippers By Rima Bek Los Angeles, CA (Hollywood Today) 02/22/12—Leonardo DiCaprio and a group of “angel donors,” including director Steven Spielberg, purchased one of four known surviving pairs of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in 1939 classic “The Wizard of [...] | | 2/22/2012 9:25:56 PM |
Ovation’s – “We’ll Take Manhattan” | | By: Valerie Milano – Pasadena, CA (Hollywood Today) 2-22-12
Ovation Network presented at TCA winter press tour this year and as Gaynor Strachan Chun, Senior Vice President of Marketing told HT, the cable network “is a network of artists, a network where you will experience the best artistic stories and storytelling from around the world and from our own backyard, stories about the artists that create the art that moves us, stories that connect each and every one of us, to a range of human emotions, stories that showcase the greatest works of art shaping our culture and everyday lives.”
| | 2/22/2012 9:12:50 PM |
Oscar 2012: The Digital Visions of Kevin Mack the quintessential modern man | | The Digital Visions of Kevin Mack by Bruce Lyons “You Never Know What” Hollywood,CA(Hollywood Today)2/20/12/—Did you ever wonder who might be behind the staggering visual effects that now light up our movie screens? I bumped into one member of this rather elite squad of creative techno wizards by a happy accident last October at [...] | | 2/21/2012 1:17:51 AM |
More than a Month – Independent Lens | | By: Valerie Milano – Pasadena, CA (Hollywood Today) 2-20-12
Black History Month, first established in 1976 by Black American scholar Carter G. Woodson, has long been a way for US citizens to acknowledge the achievements and historical place of blacks in America.
| | 2/20/2012 10:16:18 PM |
The Irish Connection | | By: Valerie Milano and Lorraine Chambers – Hollywood, CA (Hollywood Today) 2-20-12
Spotlight on Gerry O'Brien - Vice President of Irish Equity
| | 2/20/2012 10:00:37 PM |
Clinton on PBS | | By: Valerie Milano – Pasadena, CA (Hollywood Today) 2-20-12
The interesting and amazing story that is the life of William Jefferson Clinton is studied in depth on Monday 2/20 and Tuesday 2/21 evening in a two-part documentary: “American Experience: Bill Clinton”.
| | 2/20/2012 9:14:37 PM |
The 34th Annual Playboy Jazz Festival Playboy Lineup Announced for 2012 | | By “Sheila Rose Williams” ”I thought Hef would be here” 2012 Playboy Jazz Festival performers pose for photographers Holmby Hills , CA(Hollywood Today)2/20/12/—Phoebe Rose, pugnacious pug with a predilection for sniffing out a story-went behind the scenes (and under the chairs) [...] | | 2/20/2012 5:54:50 PM |
“Leonardo Live” Exhibits Largest Collection of Da Vinci Works | | By Rima Bek Los Angeles, CA (Hollywood Today) 02/20/12—“Leonardo Live” is a cinema event that showcased the largest collection of Da Vinci works at the sold-out exhibition “Leonardo da Vinci: Painter at the Court of Milan” on Thursday night. The actual exhibit took place at the U.K. National Gallery in November 2011. The pre-show included [...] | | 2/20/2012 4:57:30 PM |
An Enchanting Evening with Itzhak Perlman | | By Geoffrey Maingart Los Angeles, CA(Hollywood Today)2/17/12/—For those who have never had the wonderful experience of enjoying a recital by the delightful Itzhak Perlman, it is an event sadly missed. Itzhak was joined by the wonderful pianist Rohan De Silva in a sold out recital at UCLA’s Royce Hall. The program was one of his [...] | | 2/17/2012 5:22:52 PM |
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